Haiku Experiments

Japanese painting

 

As a Flash Fiction Challenge from Dan Alatorre (Click here to see his original post), I am supposed to write a Haiku about a randomly generated topic – mine was ‘What you shouldn’t say at a funeral’

Faux Pas

‘He was my father.’

‘He was my father as well.’

‘Who the hell are you?’

 

I’m going to try some different ones.

 

Dogs

Dogs like to ‘kiss’ you

Around your face, nose and mouth

After licking bum!

 

My dog had a limp

She had hydrotherapy

She pooed in the pool

 

Lemonade was spilled

I dipped finger and tasted

Gah! It was dog drool!

 

Image in Public domain